The Gadget Lover:

The Saber “Car Key” Flip Battery

Discreet enough to pass TSA (we think?) and sleek enough to make your tech-obsessed friend actually excited about a vape battery.

The Cannabis Snob:

THCa Indoor Flower –
Gary Payton strain

For the friend who can taste the difference between “good” and “craft”. This indoor-grown, terpene-rich flower is the top shelf od cannabis.

The Insomniac:

THC + CBN Sleep Gummies

CBN is what THC ages into, a.k.a nature’s sedative. Pair it with THC and you get the one-two punch your restless friend desperately needs.

The Chain Smoker:

THCa Carts 3-Pack
(Save $30)

Three carts means they can finally stop asking to hit yours.

Plus, THCa converts to THC when heated, so they’re getting the real deal in every puff.

The Daytime Consumer:

THCa Mini Prerolls in
Tropicana Cherry

Mini prerolls are clutch for microdosing their way through the day. Citrusy Tropicana Cherry terps keep things uplifting, creative, and functional.

The Beach Bum:

Pina Colada D8
THC Disposable

Delta-8 delivers a smoother, less anxious ride than Delta-9. Tastes like vacation in a pen – even if they’re just on their couch in January.

The Animal Lover:

Wild Salmon Oil Pet CBD Drops

Wild-caught salmon oil + CBD means Fluffy gets omega-3s and calm vibes, because your friend’s pet deserves wellness too.

Keto Fanatics:

MCT Oil Cannabis Tinctures

MCT oil is basically keto rocket fuel. It’s a medium-chain triglyceride that converts directly to energy, making it the perfect zero-carb carrier for your cannabinoids.

Grammy + Grampy:

CBD Pain Cream Topical

Targeted relief without the high — because grandparents want functional joints, not a trip to outer space.

The Athlete:

CBG + CBGA Tincture

CBG is the “mother cannabinoid” that fights inflammation and supports recovery.
CBGa (the raw, acidic form) adds an extra anti-inflammatory punch.
Basically, it’s Advil’s cooler cousin.

The Heavy Hitter:

Buzzed THC + D8 Gummies

For the friend who calls one gummy a warm-up.

THC + Delta 8 for a seriously elevated experience that actually lives up to the hype.

The CannaCurious:

CBD + CBG Live Resin Gummies

Live resin captures the plant’s full terpene profile at harvest, so these gummies deliver some chill without any THC.
Just calm, cool, and collected, without the high.